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Day 9: A song you can dance to

17 Jun

Ok, first of all, homey don’t dance.  Actually, that’s not at all true.  I do dance.  I dance quite well, actually.  I just won’t be found in clubs or whatever dancing like a fool.  I don’t grind, krunk (or crunk or whatever the heck it is), or get down.  I’m way too white, and way too old for that crap.  I did, however, take ballroom dancing lessons.  I can fox trot, waltz and tango with the mediocre of them.  I absolutely love swing dancing, however, since taking ballroom dancing, tango has been my favorite.  so for todays song I have picked:

It’s a great tango piece, and very easy to find the beat and dance to.

Hilariously Inappropriate

17 Jun

This morning we had some hilariously, unintentionally inappropriate comments shouted throughout the house.  Today is pajama day at school (way to teach until the end of the year).  The kids are allowed to wear pj’s and bring in a stuffed animal.  Thing 2 is bringing a stuffed beaver (see where I’m going with this?).  He always gets very excited about the end of the school year.  This year is no exception.  He was running through the house yelling at the top of his lungs, “My beaver loves wood!!!!”  Over and over again.  Then he switched it up to anthropomorphizing the beaver with, “Hi, I’m a beaver, I love wood.  Got Wood?  I love woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!”

Dear Lord, I love my family….